"Well, dammit get to the point then!," you say? Ok, I don't know if you can consider it "E/N" (everything/nothing) as it veers a lot more toward the "nothing" side as I tend to only talk about myself and my experiences. So I guess you can call it more of a blog or journal, but not in the typical retarded teenage girl type, "I went to the mall today. I ate cheetos and drank root beer. Mmm, I love root beer. Oh yea, I also saw my friend Chris. Yeah, he brought me some xtc pills and anti-depression drugs...how cool is that?!? blah, blah, blah." Nah, you won't find any of that junk here and if you ever do, I'll at least try to make it entertaining.

I created this site as a way for me to express my feelings, vent my frustrations with life, & have a place where my close friends could keep up with what's going on in my life. Yeah, all three of them. This is also my online journal which i can return to in the future and reflect on what happened to me in the past and how my ways of thinking have evolved or changed.

Ok, what the heck? Who am I kidding? I created this site mainly because no one listens to me in real life. *sob* People are so self absorbed and are always looking for opportunities to speak about themselves so it's damn near impossible to get in any words of your own. But here, at nostaljack, when I speak, people listen and the main reason people create websites is to increase their voice. To get more and more visitors who loyally read what they write and return weekly for another dose. I know its sad but I had to resort to the Internet to get people to pay attention to me. I'm pathetic, but you like me anyhow ;)

So, to put it simply: This is my life...exaggerated beyond comedic belief.

My Goal
My goal is simple. I don't have one. As I mentioned before, I created this site for me. This is not my original "whois" page. I was on the wrong track with nostaljack.net so I had to rewrite this section to fit my current state of mind. I first stated that my goal is to entertain people. That's not really my goal. If you happen to be entertained by what I write, then that's great. If not, then that's too bad. I'm not a comedian and I don't get paid for running this site, therefore I have no obligation to my readers. My only obligation is to myself. To stay true to what I believe in and uphold my values.

They say that bad things always happen to good people and I am living proof. Once upon a time I refused to do evil, and dedicated my soul to the pursuit of all that is wholesome and morally correct. What did this bring me? Pain, suffering, misery and worst of all, no chicks!

Now I really do believe that nice guys finish last. So, I've decided that a rebirth is in order. I've changed the game and am now on my exciting journey to fit in with the rest of society and become a professional jerk.

I've paid for your sins, now gimme my change you grimy bastards!

Stats a.k.a. All You Need To Know About Me.

Age: Twentyish
Sex: Boy parts.
Location: United States Virgin Islands
Profession: Systems Administrator
Edumacation: In Grad School til' 2004.
Marital Status: Next question please.

Best Friend: My Doggie Browny (R.I.P).

As for right now, this site is maintained solely by me, Nostaljack a.k.a. Sonnie Cheeba. In the future though, I may have other people post on my site. Maybe close friends, perhaps people who I feel are talented writers and would like to display their writing skills and ideas. I have not yet made up my mind about this but it IS possible. I don't expect to get lazy tho and neglect my creation. I am proud of it and will never let it fall into the deadly trap of "commercialization". No pr0n, no cams, no ads, no bullshi+...just lots of original content.

Edit:
In 2001, the great intarweb writer Tye, formerly of fluffybunnyfeet.net and silenceinrage.com, has joined my cause to offend as many people on the internet as possible. He's the funniest webmaster I've ever met and I'm glad to have him on my team. He lives in Texas and enjoys long walks down dark alleys. He can be contacted at tye@nospamjack.net or you can obtain his information from any local police station.

I hope you enjoy his stuff as much as I do...his writing that is, you sick bastards.