* All Your Base [view]
It all began here. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you obviously must be new to the internet or have a social life. And well, you're here so I know it's not the latter.

* Where's Waldo? [view]
The game you loved as a child has made its fantastic return -- on the Internet! and it even has sound. This ain't one of those sissy games though, as I promise, you'll never be able to find that little bastard before time runs out.

* Heroes [view]
A Kevin Smith (Mallrats, Clerks etc) parody featuring the Silver Surfer as a stoner, Captain America as a flaming fag and Daredevil is a washed up actor with a failing career and bitch of a fiancee...no wait, that's Ben Affleck. I'm sorry. Anyhow, it's kinda funny so watch it.

* Karma Ghost [view]
Proof that what you do, always comes back and bites you in the ass -- kinda like flushing a snake down a port-a-potty.

Driving Rules [view]
The best defense is a good offense and nothing is more offensive than driving like a prick. Offensive driving is the newest craze in highway safety kids so follow these simple rules to a better, safer environment for you and the rest of society. Ok, ok, maybe just for you then.

Gimp Roulette [view]
My dad and I was going to play this once on a deserted beach. He put in six rounds and spun the barrel so that I wouldn't know which one had the bullet in it, but the bad policemen took him away. I miss him.

Al Qaeda Handbook [view]
No Iraqi terrorist should be without this. PRAISE ALLAH!!!

Peanut Butter Jellay [view]
This is quite easily the hottest song and dance of 2002. If I could perform like that I'd have all the chicks but alas, my banana is not nearly as entertaining. Or so my sister tells me.

The Steven Segal Show [view]
America's favorite overweight, greasy, pony-tailed martial artist is back. Steven Segal is the only man alive who can break your wrist while tying his shoes, and he's here to let everyone know that you don't mess with a man and his food. Regardless of what anyone tells you, 4th degree murder can be fun, as long as the proper utensils are used.

Castlevania 2 - Priest Battle [view]
If you've ever played "Castelvania 2" for the NES, then you'll probably love this! Our hero, Simon Belmont, proves that he's prepared to whip the ass of anybody who isn't down with his cause...even if it happens to be jesus and his slaves...err, sons.

Bitch Slap Competition [view]
Another great animation featuring your favorite nintendo characters. Pimps up, hoes down...down to the ground! Bitch betta have Mega Man's money. Brought to you by the guys over at abobo.com.

IT Ninja [view]
Do you have what it takes to be an information technology professional in the 21st century? Take the test and find out!

Evil Zug's "Work It" [view]
I don't know how many of you remember the good ol' days of nintendo but i do and so does evil zug, the creator of "work it", a music video containing the characters from a kick ass game (River City Ransom) and one of my favorite techno bands (Daft Punk).

Diplomacy [view]
Someone's intricate plan to capture Osama Bin Laden.

Hey Mr. Taliban [view]
A heart-warming plea to the taliban for peace and justice.

Windows RG [view]
Be one of the first to play with the latest version of the Windows™ operating system. Tons of brand new features!!!

Genryu's Blade [website]
In case you can't tell, I'm really into anime. This guy conjurs up his mystical "dragon blade" and kicks major ass. A must see!

Ninjai - The Animation [website]
Story of a sword-weilding little ninja trying to discover himself and slicing lots of baddies along the way.

Matt Coutts' Series
These are just hilarious. I don't even know how to describe them. The animation is so horribly good, the soundtracks are totally cool, and the language is too funny. The files are kinda big but they're worth it. I suggest you start with Romeo & Juliet to get a feel for things and by the way, "l337" (LEET) is a bastardization of the English language common among hackers.

[ Suxor Pt. One || Romeo & Juliet (in l337) || || *Hamlet || Suxor Pt. Two ]

Extreme Stick Death
If you haven't seen these yet, then you don't know what you've been missing. This is martial arts action at it's greatest...just like living in the ghettos, in Japan that is.

[ Part One || Part Two || Stick Challenge || Shootout | Way Of The Stick ]

[ Part Five || Part Six || Part Seven ]

Enter da Dragon
Who doesn't love Bruce? Watch the 'last dragon' beat the crap out of his opponents and prove that he no punk beetch. The facial expressions, voice, and sound effects are awesome! Whoever did this has a lot of talent. Too bad they didn't put it towards better use :-)

[ Part One || Part Two || Part Three || Part Four || Part Five II Part Six ]

* Wrasslin' Gone Wrong [download]
When busta rhymes sang "break yo neck," i don't think this is what he meant.

* Want Fries With That? [download]
Snappy come backs like this one are the only reason i'd ever go to a fast food drive thru.

* Great (Melon) Balls of Fire [download]
I think this guy would make "the green goblin" and his pumpkin bombs, burn with envy. nyuk, nyuk.

* Matrix Ping Pong [download]
Watching grown men play with their balls has never been this cool. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT YOU PERVERT!!!

* Excuse Me Miss [download]
Reason #216 why men never ask for directions.

Big Kahunas [download]
Excuse me sir, "your balls are showing."

Doggie Porn [download]
The real reason dogs watched that crappy show "Lassie."

Karate Lesson [download]
If you're not fat and have a pony tail, then Karate isn't for you.

Ladder [download]
With friends like these, who needs enemies? "Belly Flop! Belly Flop!" HA HA.

Why Arabs Throw Rocks [download]
The next time Ahab drops his rifle and starts throwing rocks at you, you'll know why!

Bumper Cars [one/two]
TWO reasons you should look TWO ways before crossing the road. LOL!!!

Skate And/Or Die 1 [download]
Reason #468 why humans weren't born with wheels on their feet.

Skate And/Or Die 2 [download]
I can't ever get enough of watching people break various body parts.

Scary Movie [download]
Scary pranks aren't as funny when your pacemaker stops.

Tidy Up [download]
To all the ladies out there, this oughtta make you consider keeping all your "personal" stuff out of the reach of your kids. Oooohh, teh em-bah-rassment!

Sexxay Commercials [one/two]
Hardcore pornography finally makes its way onto daytime tv.

Ambush.mpg [download]
The newest addition to the amateur version of the "when animals attack" series.

Coke.mpg [download]
Never trust a vending machine that isn't sold out of coke. Trust me, coke is evil!

Busduck.mpg [download]
Stupid human trick # 3,236. This took a lot of testicular fortitude though.

Ambulance [one/two]
Two reasons why bleeding to death in the street is way safer than calling the ambulance.

Ah, L'amour [download]
Every woman in America must hate this clip.

Kitty.mpg [download]
The real ingredient in chinese food. Not for the faint of heart!

Fly.mpg [download]
Seems like a commercial for the "Bionic Woman" gone terribly wrong. LOL!

Dumbass.wmv [download]
Rollerblader attempts jump and almost gives himself the heimlich maneuver.

Comrade. mpg [download]
Proof that dancing is dangerous and is only for trained professionals.

Scooterrace.mpg [download]
Why you shouldn't play indoors.

Cubehurdles.mpg [download]
Another reason you shouldn't play indoors. Pay attention to the guy on the right.

Pullup.mpg [download]
Another stupid human trick. He deserved this one!

Strike.mpg [download]
Think you got bad luck? Well, you can't be worst than this bird!

Wearshoes.mpg [download]
Doesn't he know that shoes improve your traction?

* Download Accelerator Plus 5 [download]
Accelerate your downloads up to 300%. Yep, I know exactly what you're thinking: more porn...less time!

* WsFTPLe [download]
One of the best FTP programs ever made. Simple and it works.

* WinVNC [download]
Remote administration software for windows. It's small and most importantly, it's FREE!

CoolScroll [download]
Easily create colored scrollbars like the ones you see on this site. IE 5.5+ only!

EditPad Lite [download]
An excellent text editor for webmasters. Better than notepad and it's free.

Webdown [download]
Download entire websites for offline viewing. Very simple and easy to configure.

TextTone [download]
Create text gradient effects with ease.